The Super Mario Bros. Movie Quotes
A Brooklyn plumber named Mario travels through the Mushroom Kingdom with a princess named Peach and an anthropomorphic mushroom named Toad to find Mario’s brother, Luigi, and to save the world from a ruthless fire-breathing Koopa named Bowser.

The Super Mario Bros Movie Cast and Characters
- Chris Pratt as Mario
- Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach
- Charlie Day as Luigi
- Jack Black as Bowser
- Keegan-Michael as Key Toad
- Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
- Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
- Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
- Charles Martinet
- Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
- Khary Payton as Penguin King
- Eric Bauza
The Super Mario Bros Movie Parents Guide Check Here
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Quotes
- Woman: [from their plumbing TV commercial] Thank you Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven’t drained, is my bank account.
- Woman: [from their plumbing TV commercial] For super service call or text Super Mario Bros. Plumbing today, at 929-55-MARIO. Or reach us on the World Wide Web at smbplumbing.com.
- Kamek: Behold the king of the Koopas.
- Bowser: Open the gates!
Penguin Kin: [as the gates are opened] Attack! - Penguin Kin: [after the tiny penguins throw snowballs at Bowser] That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?
Bowser: I do not. - Bowser: I finally found it. Now, who’s going to stop me?!
- Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I’m about to rule the world.
Luigi: Wow. Yay.
Bowser: But there’s one problem. There’s a human, who has a mustache just like you.
Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a mustache, wearing an identical outfit with a hat, with a letter of his first name on it? Because I don’t. -
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- Mario: What is this place?
Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You’ll die! Oh, I’m sorry. That one’s perfectly fine. - Toad: Come on, Mario!
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom, here we come. - Mario: Alright. Let’s-a go.
- Toad: Excuse me, everybody, coming through. I got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us. If I could just…

- Mario: Here you go.
- Toad: Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody, coming through! This guy’s brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please! Just trying to clear a path. That’s all I’m doing. He’s going to be fine.
- Toad: And up we go.
- Mario: Going up?
- Mario: Woh! Okay. So these bricks are just floating here?
- Toad: Just pop in this pipe, and we’re on our way.
- Mario: Oh.
- Toad: It’s the only way to fly man.
- Mario: [as he gets sucked into the pipes] Oh, wow. Love these pipes. Ahh!
- Toad: [to Mario] Here we are. Palace doors. Bing. Bang. Boom. Come on! Woo!
- Princess Peach: Bowser is coming. Together we are going to stop that monster.
- Toad: How? Look at us. We’re adorable.
- Princess Peach: [to Mario] If you can finish this, you’re coming with me. Watch and learn.
[she then effortlessly goes through the training course] - Mario: Oh, I got this. No problem.
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- Donkey Kong: [to Mario] You got the cat box! Oh, my… I’m sorry. Okay. Now you die.
- Toad: Come on, Mario. Our big adventure begins now.
- Mario: Ah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
- Princess Peach: There’s a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They’re all counting on us. No pressure
- Mario: Where am I?
- Ember: Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
- Penguin King: Pay him no heed. He’s cute, but he is…
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- Mario: There’s got to be a way out of here.
- Ember: There’s no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death.
- Prisoners: Woh!
- Penguin King: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!
- Bowser: My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are! We will destroy The Mushroom Kingdom.
- Army: Yeah!
- Princess Peach: Bowser is coming.
- Mario: I’m not afraid. I’ll do anything for my brother.
- Princess Peach: We’re going to save him.
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- Donkey Kong: Yes! Fire!
- Mario: You asked for it!
- Donkey Kong: This is fun.
- Princess Peach: Here we go!
- Mario: Attack!
- Bowser: Let’s end this.
(Source – moviequotesandmore.com)