Murder Mystery 2 Movie Quotes

Murder Mystery 2

Full-time detectives Nick and Audrey are struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground. They find themselves at the center of international abduction when their friend Maharaja, is kidnapped at his own lavish wedding.

Who is in the cast of Murder Mystery 2?

• Adam Sandler as Nick Spitz
• Jennifer Aniston as Audrey Spitz
• Mélanie Laurent
• Mark Strong
• Tony Goldwyn
• Jodie Turner-Smith
• Adeel Akhtar as Maharajah
• Annie Mumolo
• John Kani as Colonel Ulenga
• Carlos Ponce
• Darny Chau as Tango Dancer
• Dany Boon as Inspector de la Croix
• Enrique Arce
• Hélène Cardona as French Weather Reporter(voice)
• Sadiqua Bynum as Miller Tech
• Sitara Attaie as Sitara Attaie(voice)
• Kuhoo Verma
• Zurin Villanueva

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Murder Mystery 2 Movie Quotes

• Nick: [over the phone] Yoh! Rajah!
• The Maharajah: Yoh. Nick! The Maharajah is getting married!
• Nick: What?
• The Maharajah: This weekend on my new private island, I want you to come.
• Audrey: Do you remember what happened last time we were on a getaway?
• Nick: Yeah. Some people died.
• Audrey: Not some. A lot of people.
• Nick: You think five people dying is a lot?
• Audrey: Okay.
• Audrey: [as their helicopter lands on the island] This is unbelievable. I’m going to cry.
• Nick: Did we die? Are we in heaven right now? What the…
• The Maharajah: Nick and Audrey!
• Nick: Hey! My man! Maharajah!
• The Maharajah: The heroes of Lake Como! And my sister! And my brother! From another mother-trucking mother!
• The Maharajah: Nick and Audrey, may I present to you, Mademoiselle Claudette Joubert.
• Claudette: “Joubert.”
• Audrey: I’m Audrey. It is such a pleasure to meet you.
• Claudette: You are even more beautiful than Vikram described.
• Audrey: [as they are kissing each other on the cheeks] Four! I thought it was two.
• Claudette: And Nick. I’ve been wanting to meet you.
• Nick: Alright! Congratulations.
• Nick: Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. I love it.
• Audrey: [as Nick and Claudette continually kiss each other’s cheeks] Okay.
• Nick: What happened?
• Audrey: Alright. Stop. Cut it out. I think that’s plenty.
• Nick: What a girl.
• Audrey: [referring to their room] Have you ever seen anything like this?
• Audrey: A gift box!
• Nick: Earrings? iPhones!
• Nick: [referring to the handcuffs] Those will get you in trouble.
• Audrey: You promise?
• Nick: Ooh.
• Audrey: Colonel!
• Nick: How handsome are you, man?
• Colonel Ulenga: I only have an eye for you.
• Wedding Announcer: Now it’s time for the groom!
• Colonel Ulenga: It’s not the Maharajah.
• Nick: This is a distraction.
• Audrey: From what?
• Nick: From the escape.
• Nick: The Maharajah’s been kidnapped. And all of you are suspects.
• Audrey: We’re not going to be invited anywhere ever again.
• Inspector Delacroix: The real detectives have arrived.
• Audrey: Wow.
• Miller: You must be the Spitz’s.
• Audrey: Yes!
• Miller: Your reputations precede you.
• Nick: There you go.
• Miller: Not in a positive way, I’m afraid.
• Nick: Okay.
• Kidnapper’s Voice: Deliver fifty million dollars to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris or the Maharajah dies.

More : Murder Mystery 2 Movie Quotes

• Nick: [to Audrey] Well, you always wanted to go to Paris.
• Thug: Give us the money!
• Nick: Alright. You got it.
• Audrey: [as Nick attacks the thug] Oh, my God!
• Nick: Shoot this guy!
• Audrey: I don’t want to kill anybody!
• Audrey: This is not what I planned!
• Audrey: Where did he come from?
• Nick: Is he going to walk right into the flames?
• Audrey: He just walked right in.
• Nick: He’s got the case!
• Audrey: [as the man gets hit by a truck] No! Oh my God!
• Nick: God! Now I’m very confused!

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